i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
She has a tattoo on her inner thigh that's an x with a long dotted line. So after she passed out I signed it. Dunno what else I was supposed to do...
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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