Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
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