have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
Ever had someone sing happy birthday to you during sex?
But it's ok cause then I turned my tequila blanket into a tequila comforter and I felt no pain
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
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