She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
After the keg stand you collapsed, hit your head on the floor, started seizing and after 20 seconds got back up and said "hah, I remember my first beer"
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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