Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I told him I don't date guys unless they play a musical instrument. So, he's here and he brought a kazoo.
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Just realized I could have five different dicks in me the day of valentines day but no real date. My life
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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