How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I just had a brazillian performed by a hungarian named olga. Im pretty sure she was trying to rip out my soul. You owe me a million orgasms
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
Last thing I remember is ranting about hating pants. Woke up this morning pants less. Couldn't find them, decided to leave. Driving without pants is surprisingly liberating.
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
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