Cold hands, warm shart.
sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
i just remembered that i beat off next to you while we were naked and passed out next to each other after last night... No Homo
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
All I remember is that the bartender wouldn't give me scissors cuz I was too drunk
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
Wearing panties to a party gives you a whole new perspective on life.
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