Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
I'm glad you trust me to be your sex stat keeper.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
I don't know what he did to me, but he did it wrong. I think my pelvis is broken. I cant even drive without it hurting. What. The. Fuck.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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