Why are handjobs necessary in class?
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
He was going down on me as I discovered a spaghetti-O on my boob. Its been a while since I faked it.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
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