you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
just had dinner with my dad's new gf and her daughter.. had to drink a beer to get through it.. she's 19 she has on a disney watch and snowflake earrings
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Where the hell did all of these gingers come from? It's like they crawled out of their shame-caves for st Patrick's day.
Just jerked off with bubble wrap. Not as awesome as it sounds.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
I didn't even get crazy off of the coke so everything's fine. Also, I think I might have killed my aunt's dog..
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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