you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Oh god. I finally realized why the coked out Stevie wonder was explaining the concept of movember to the McDonalds clerk. Drunk me didn't process that another month comes after Halloween... It's apparently November.
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
As a Chick-Fil-A employee, I think you'd appreciate the visual of me almost accidentally pulling out my wallet with a thong hooked on it as I payed for my waffle fries just now.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Gonna try and have sex in the empire state bldg, will tell you how it goes
Dude, A DAMN CHEESEBURGER HIT ME IN THE FACE!!! WTF was i suppoused to do!?.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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