what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
The stripper on stage Is eating a mozzarella stick while on the pole....that's a new level of I don't give a fuck
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
it's all fun and games til I text you in last nights clothes with a head bleed
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
So I wake up to my ex girlfriends underwear hanging from the ceiling fan and the only thing i can think of is "what time is the game"
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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