Ugh now I'll have to carry around an overnight bag to all the bars I visit tonight. but hey! maybe I'll meet a dude! And need it!
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
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