I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
How can I look at her with a straight face when she has dry puke on her eye lid
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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