it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
His thanks his mom for not having an abortion at his wedding toast. I love frat weddings.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
I never thought I would have to get vodka suctioned out of my ear
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
We need a shit load of segways right now
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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