is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
A special kind of bond is formed between two people when they act as a pee shield for one another for drunken pisses in an alleyway
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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