in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm just down here gazing up into your ivory tower of nudes
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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