There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Dude, she looked like the Canadian Slam Poet, neck hair and all.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
I just wanna have sex and go to Denny's after is that too much to ask for.
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Randomize
