Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
According to facebook, I opened up a can of whupass on some douche who poured all the vodka on the ground.
You called the wrong number but I salute you.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
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