"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
It will be like a scavenger hunt.. only we're looking for places to have sex.
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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