***** fucked a guy with one hand last night
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Would your heart desire to drink copious amounts of alcohol tonight?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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