so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
we got her to the bathroom intime. all she could say was 'now my bladder is empty just like my soul'
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
So, I just found out Ireland, is #1 in binge drinking. I know its Sunday but this one is for America.
Randomize
