i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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