nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
He took a shit in my shoe. A part of me is livid and a part of me is impressed because that’s some real evil genius.
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