id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Some guy dressed like Santa just handed me a bottle of tequila. I NEVER WANT TO LEAVE CANCUN
i made up my own drinking game and i took a secret shot every time someone asked me about school or my future
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
Omg i got really stoned and used a makeup app on my grandma...well, I’m definitely not adopted
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