I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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