you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
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