At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
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