She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Have you ever seen a midget fist pump? BEST. THING. EVERRRRR.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
We are two peas in an std pod
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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