Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
the paramedic just looked at me like "you again?"
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Ugh. It's days like these that make me wish my bad habits would kill me faster
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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