I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Bro can a girl get pregnant if i jizz in her mouth?
hahahahahahahahahahaha
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
He just kept screaming "I have democratic immunity" as the cops dragged him into the car.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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