Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well, I made it all the way to the gas station. And from there, I begged a cab driver who was parked outside, to give me a piggy back ride the final 2 blocks to my apartment. I wasn't in the cab. Didn't have to pay. Drunk me is smart, and very lazy.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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