I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
He tipped the stripper with quarters. After that not even the waitress would talk to us. I had to move to another table to get a lapdance
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
I need to get skinnier so that I know when pregnancy scares are real...
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
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