well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Just saw two dudes run across the street carrying a mini keg and a scaled model of the empire state building. Missed this town
The ultimate Father's Day bonding experience: Both getting bailed out of jail by mom for mooning some shithead cop.
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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