He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
I was just in the bathroom and some guy yelled all hail the king... i cant go anywhere without getting recognized anymore.
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