bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I left puerto rico a week ago and my vagina still smells like coconut.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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