ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
FML I accidentally sent the text about his bruised balls as a group text that included his brother and my boss.
My professor just paused class to answer a phone call from her dog. Im taking shots before this class from now on.
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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