return my video game
At least make sure they are 18
Why
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
you are like the bill nye of illicit activities
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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