That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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