Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
There are huge fuckin pieces of palm tree in the road. what a road hazard. as i sit here and text you as i swerve to miss them
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
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