"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Sorry this is the worst night of your life and that you're being a baby about it.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
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