omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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