Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
What kind of friend are you? You don't even blackout anymore.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
That's how pantless uber rides happen
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
I don't know who's idea it was to get wine for a frat party but my poor pitiful hung over self really fucking hates them.
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