I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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