My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
we literally spent four hours convincing you that all 5 of your toes were there. no more everclear on a tuesday.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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