Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
Her hot older sister walked in on us, looked me up and down, then stared straight at her and said "I call sloppy seconds on this one" then left. I'm still debating on how I feel about that.
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