That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
a guy tried paying for lapdances with cds, who uses those anymore?
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My walk of shame turned into having to get his dad to tow my best friends car out of the snowbank in his driveway
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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