I remember having a drink with vegetables in it. They said it was a mojito, but it tasted like cabbage.
haha i love mojitos
ya and i hate cabbage
Apparently I added "small children" to my likes on facebook. glad to know that's where my subconscious is at.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
yep, just sat in the backseat of my car for about five minutes looking for the vodka soaked underwear,when i came to the realization that i really gotta start getting my shit together..
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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