you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
We are lost. Everyone is drunk and it all went downhill after we iced the bus driver.
I'm gonna need you to NOT let me play duck duck goose with three racoons in the middle of the street next time.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
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