chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
She came to the party dressed as slutty elmo and then called me oscar the grouch for not wanting to bang her in the dumpster outside.
she is way to in-touch with her childhood
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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