Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
im just gonna turn drinking alone on new years into a tradition
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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