I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm convinced that the Christmas lights in my room contributed to the great sex.
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Grandma's bordering on serious shit show territory at this point.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize