I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I'm partying with my neighbors right now, and by "with my neighbors" I mean they are partying in their backyard and I'm partying in mine, and by "partying" I mean I'm sitting here alone drinking tequila.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
You act like pregaming preseason hockey is a crime. Come on man, get fucked up and watch pucks. It rhymes so well it has to go together. DOS EQUIS Y DEVILS!
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
It started out as friends with benefits and now I'm picking up her kids from daycare...what has happened to me
I need a present that says please like me even though i'm banging your grandson
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
Me and my boss just exchanged pictures of our bongs and such...I don't know I feel about this
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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