would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I just realized I haven't had steady access to a woman's body since I was breastfeeding.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
The bros used their bong water as pong water but I walked in mid game and didn't know so they hit our first cup and I chugged it.
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I AM GETTING LAID TONIGHT YES HAPPY DAY PRAISE JESUS ALMIGHTY IN HEAVEN DEAR GOD CHRIST YES DADDY YAAASSS
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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