Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
Bjs on a first date are the gateway to getting to know someone for who they really are.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Stoned, drunk, and walking into the library. Look at me multitasking!
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
First thing that comes on in the morning is kanye's I can't hold my liquor. yeezus lives.
I like being woken up by phone calls of you sabotaging marriages
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
