They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Apparently I was directing traffic outside of Keeneland. Apparently I'm not a police officer. Who knew....
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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